No Escape chapter 5-9: The guys chat about the McDonald's Mulan Szechuan dipping sauce fiasco, gays fist fighting girls, Ben Affleck never seeing a vagina, Seth MacFarlane's tales of sexual harassments, Michael Jackson's real voice, the new Star Wars trailer and the remake of A Christmas Story. Then it's onto another handful of chapters of our homo-erotic Harry Potter fan fiction and things very slowly heat up. Wand is slang for penis right? And did we mention we have the best listeners? No, well we have the best listeners.