Christmas Vacation chapter 1-2: The guys talk about the new Star Wars movie, visits to the dentist, morphine, vacationing to the Chicago furry convention and Seth's new job which ticks all the boxes - he's doing graphic design (tick) on a porn (tick) video game (tick). Matt and Tony are way jealous. And talking of vacations, graphic, jobs, porn and jealousy, we have a festive piece of fanfiction which is going to ruin a much loved xmas movie forever - you won't be able to look at Clark, Ellen and Russ the same way after this one. Thankfully Audrey manages to escape pretty much unscathed from this disturbing filth. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.