It's Ace's birthday so Ace and Seth get gradually more tanked as the episode progresses and Matt huffs some cherry scented marker while Tony has to make do with coffee. There's talk of the new season of South Park, Penn & Teller Fool Us, Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy documentary (bitch!) and the Scoop Fest goody bag. Matt hits us with some tasteless jokes which we all find very funny before the guys lube up and get into some seriously steamy fan-fiction. Just go with it and don't be the Hitler of our sex lives, ok?