CJ60 #81: I Can't Just Leave You Here, You Ass Raptor!

Tawog the Risen Dead chapter 10-11: The guys imagine what it would be like to create their own country: Matt is all about drugs and gay marriage, Tony's is holidays and no marriage, Ace doesn't really care and it's probably best to quickly gloss over Seth's dream of a new fatherland. The cheeky chaps also talk about possibly dead female wrestlers, Happy Gilmore basically being child porn, the new Gary Glitter reality show "Oh Gary", social justice warriors and how #CJ60 was just created as a form of therapy for Seth. Then it's onto our amazingly anti-climatic fan fiction. You're welcome.